I'M SORRY... "K-STEW"!!
Word on the streets of Los Angeles is that Kristen Stewart's next role is going to be playing a STRIPPER. I don't know about you, but when I look at her less-than-gorgeous face the last thing I wanna do is see that bony, white body without clothes. The first thing that comes to mind is put some more makeup on that thing to make her look like a girl, then why why why would Robert Pattinson ever wanna touch her? Then probably, put ON more clothes.
In the soon to be filmed movie "Welcome to the Riley" Stewart will be playing a stripper and... oh even grosser a 16-year-old prostitute. Maybe they mixed up the roles and meant to make her a 16-year-old boy? I don't know. Nonetheless, she is supposed to be a troubled teen from Louisiana who meets a much-older James Gandolfini (as in Tony Soprano himself) who is going through a rocky point in his marriage. Stewart attempts to SEDUCE Gandolfini, who wants nothing from her bony bod other than a companion. This movie has creepy written allllll over it.
Seriously, is she a boy? A girl? A skunk? No one knows.
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CREEPY ASS COUPLE.
(yet, equally attractive?)
really? she is a very naturally pretty girl and doesn't need a nasty-ass fake orange spray tan to be pretty.
ReplyDeletefuck you!
ReplyDeleteI mean as apposed to many other actors/actresses/famous people/regular people who would rather cover up their own skin rather than be happy with what they have.
ReplyDeletefuck you. Kristen stewart is awesome. she doesn't need some fake tan and loads of makeup to be beautiful. and there is nothing wrong with being pale, its better then getting some fake orange tan thats bad for your skin. im pale too so i guess you dislike all pale people.
ReplyDeleteKRISTEN IS REALLY PRETTY SO U BETTER CHECK UR SELF BE FOR U SAY SOMTHIN ABOUT HER.....RUDE! I BET SHE LOOKS WAYYYYY BETTER THEN UR STUCK UP SNOTTY ASS THAT Y SHE HAS ROB!!! HAHAH
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, this stupid people that only knows how to insult you are her sheeps! They don't have a brain so they don't count!
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart is ugly, doesn't know how to dress, it's a whore and a BAD fucking actress