fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

"fashion is what you adopt,

when you don't know who you are."

whats up, bra?

reality

"I don't feel safe"



"wait ... nope, still not feeling it."



"fjdshfdjskfh HEEEELP!"


"ahhhh finally, a black man to the rescue!"

"No, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can... This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted... That doesn't work either, because what happens then is, the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with. Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it? And when you say "No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship," the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are. I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it. Which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends.

Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.

-when harry met sally.

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passion for fashion

"fashion is a form of ugliness; so intolerable, that we have to alter it every six months."

"sometimes i wake up and i think i should start wearing a beret, but i don't do it. one day i'm gonna, though. you bet your ass, i will have a beret on. that's ridiculous, but it's true. i always fight with wearing a beret."