Sunday, May 17, 2009

am i the only one?




i’m currently 12,756 miles up in the sky cruising over ‘scenic’ detroit, michigan. well.. what’s left of it anyways and sitting next to the outside linebacker for the arizona cardinals (i thought it was pretty cool?) he was a big black guy so automatically i knew he had to be famous for something. naturally, i presumed sports or rapping? its not racist because i love black people. of course, my dad said his favorite line... “too bad valerie isn’t here.”


anyways, anyways. wow i have a severe case of ADD. i was just contemplating, hmmm pondering perhaps whether or not i am the only one who wonders what happened to the Saturday morning classics like Recess, Hang Time, and Pepper Ann, but seriously & more importantly R-E-C-E-S-S?


that cartoon was seriously life-changing, one of a kind.


nowadays children are brainwashed by that little whore dora instead of having a real rebel like spinelli to look up to. 


i don’t know about you folks, but i know that i shaped a lot of my childhood decisions around WWSD. what would spaneli do? she was such a trend setter. she was DGAF before DGAF even existed. such a BA and she didn’t even know it.


i’m not gonna lie when she almost became one of “the ashley’s” in that one episode i was PISSED, but good old spaneli never let me down.


i wonder where spinelli would be now if she was still around? i bet she would have run for VP alongside barack. such a hardknock chick. i only hope to be half as cool as that little hoodrat.


nice being back in sunny az.

tootles.



Saturday, May 16, 2009

For The Love of Fashion






I will be the first to admit, that I am the epitome of a "Mag Hag"
I read like 348738473894 fashion, celebrity, gossip magazines a month
and I enjoy every single page from cover to cover,
but every once in a while an editorial will really catch my eye...
kinda like this one from the recent issue of Italian Vogue.

Obviously, European rocks a zillion times harder than any American
magazine.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

mcqueen dream






haven't felt inspired in a while.
its been a blah week;
but today i opened up alexander mcqueen's new line
& fell in love.

the reason i fell in love with fashion is once again displayed
right before my very eyes.

its dark. its edgy. it takes risk.
i love everything about it.

mister mcqueen,
you are exquisite.


.....and even after seeing that all this fashion brilliance exists
people still choose to wear jeans & flip flops;
somethings will never make sense.

have a good night folks.

Monday, May 4, 2009

mother chucker


HE PLAYS SOCCER?


HE MAKES HANG OVERS LOOK SEXY?


HAS A WAY OF MAKING CIGARETTES LOOK SO CLASSY?


CAN EVEN PULL OF ROCKIN' SHORT SHORTS? (NICE LEGS)


AND IS SUCH A LADIES MAN.

OH CHUCK BASSSSSSSSS.
BE MY MAN<3

Sunday, May 3, 2009

gwen's feelin hella good


no doubt kicked off their new worldwide tour last in
atlantic city!!!

hgjdhfjkghfgjkfdhg i seriously am in love with gwen
and am dying to go see them when they come to phoenix
may 23.


seriously. how the HELL is she 40?
i don't believe it, i refuse to.

"Gwen looked out into the crowd and told her fans, "Its so good to be back after five fucking years" and "I forgot how adorable you all were!""

She was too busy makin babies with
her banging hubby & i dont even kinda blame her.

glad your back gwenny gwen gwen :)

and of course her #1 fans were there to support her!
(could her son be ANY stinkin' cuter)

gfgfdg

Saturday, May 2, 2009

kimmy k


this is your body.


this is your body on american apparel.