Monday, June 29, 2009

Remembering the King of Style






How do you even begin an article that sums up the greatness that is Michael Jackson? There is truly only word to some up the late King of Pop: Icon.

He was the first black performing artist to have their videos played on MTV, his second masterpiece “Thriller” has sold more copies than any other album in history and remained on the Top 10 Billboard 200 for 80 weeks (spending 37 of those at #1), and he was named #31 on Anna Wintour, of Vogue’s, “Most Influential People in Fashion” list.

He set the dynamic and standards at unachievable highs for his impeccable skills in dancing, singing and style leaving one thing for certain: he will never be forgotten.

After performing alongside Motown back in 1968, Rolling Stone labeled Michael (then with the Jackson 5) a “prodigy” with “overwhelming musical gifts”.

Michael began entertaining the world when he was just 5-years-old. It was not until 1978 that he parted from his accomplished siblings and began his journey to solo fame. He co-produced his first record “Off the Wall” alongside producing master Quincy Jones.

Unfortunately, his luck came to a screeching halt a year later when he suffered a broken nose during one of his dance routines. Soon after he underwent an unsuccessful rhinoplasty that was just the beginning of Michael’s multiple plastic surgeries.

In 1984 President Ronald Reagan invited Michael to the White House to receive an award for all of his hard work and support of charities involved with those struggling from both drug and alcohol addictions. After arriving at the White House, attendees quickly forgot about his good deeds as they were awestruck by his authentically theatrical attire. Dressed head to toe in a blue sequined Eisenhower-esque cropped jacket that was embroidered with gold sequined epaulettes, his signature glove and matching socks, black loafers paired with spats and of course those extremely dark aviators, Michael was quickly labeled a fashion sensation. He wore a similar outfit that year to the Grammy’s where he took home eight awards.

His fans quickly realized and accepted that MJ was going to wear whatever he wants and failed to be influenced by any type of current trends, rather he stuck to timeless classics.

Michael experienced a long list of career lows in the mid-90s including alleged child abuse. He appeared in court wearing a blazer and…. pajama bottoms. Underneath his black surgical mask was a man who barely resembled Michael Jackson. Fans soon began to take notice of him more for his peculiar lifestyle and odd choices rather than the musical genius that he was.

The truth is, he was just being himself. Michael never felt the pressures to conform to societal norms. The only things he felt loyal to were his white socks, penny loafers, straight leg flat front pants, and fedoras that went everywhere with him, but never out of style. He made it a priority to set himself aside from the very beginning when he appeared on television performing with Jackson 5 in bell-bottoms to compliment his funky afro.

Even for those who refuse to show an ounce of love for the king of pop, it is absolutely impossible to deny that Michael Jackson has not solely brought style and fashion to a whole new level. Who else would rock fringed shirts, platform heels, paisely shirts, suede vests and custom tuxedos on any day other than Halloween?


In his “Thriller” video alone Jackson took enormous fashion risks and faced the possibility of full-force media scrutiny when he displayed a red leather jacket accompanied with zipper-details, tight parachute pants, a single white sequined glove, his hair in collar-length Jerry curls, and those staple extremely dark aviators.

One hundred years from now, even two hundred years from now, Michael Jackson will continue to be seen for what is underneath all of the makeup, theatrical costumes, and allegations, and that is a superstar.





british import turned fashion icon

the fabulousness that is agyness deyn;


wasn't she the cutest ever?
just imagine, this is little innocent laura
before she turned into the spikey haired
fashion vixen that rocks the big runways today.












Tuesday, June 23, 2009

la la lanvin

“In difficult times the public needs something uplifting. You can either take a Tylenol or wear a Lanvin suit.”


K-Rod?

Dear A-Rod,

Please break up with Kate Hudson. For one, you belong with me. For two, you "benched" yourself in the last game for what you call exhaustion, but really let's be honest, you were too busy sucking face with Kate (who I love by the way, as an actress though, not as A-Rod's lover). And for three, you belong with me.

PS. please stop taking steroids. They make your peepee smaller.
<3,
ChrissyCap.

obsessed

” At night they put on bright red lipstick and go out, racing down sunset blvd to parties in the hills, paparazzi wait at every corner everybody knew there faces from movies and fashion magazines,but nobody knows there serect.”













<3

“There’s the ones that will be successful, and the ones that will be famous. Their cousins will be popular musicians, who’s brothers will be actors, who’s children will grow up to be revolutionary. And then there’s you, and there’s me.”





not so foxy

i seriously don't understand megan fox. she is so hot, but let's be honest homegirl is NOT very talented and is 100% the next jessica alba. just sit there, look pretty, and shut up. she has been running her mouth at all of the transformers premieres around the world and has been quoted saying some rather bizarre things. i also am willing to be her stylist for free. please look at the difference from the first photos... to the last three. what the hell is her deal on the red carpet? she always looks horrible! and apparently forgets to wear bras when they are clearly necessary... not so foxy, megan.




and the not so glamorous, "HELLO T.H.O"
slicked hair is so not cool, nor was it ever.
do you have a shape to your body or did you just steal a potato sack from your mamas pantry in tennessee?

"Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months... Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds. I was like, 'I'm losing weight for the movie'. I was telling myself I was being method (method acting), which was so outrageous and ridiculous and not true." - British GQ, July 2009"
..come again?

"I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man." - Esquire, June 2009
que?!!

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation." -Entertainment Weekly, June 2009

"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.'" -Esquire, June 2009

morgan freeman loves whitegirls.

when i first saw these pictures i was kind of creeped out, because i've always loved morgan freeman and thought he really was dating lara stone who is like a 19-year-old up and coming supermodel. i don't care how super she is, that's just gross.

no worries though vogue just was trying to make some type of "fashion statement". go figure...



back to the future and beyond

Wired Magazine has recently started adding a "Future Artifact" editorial to each of their magazines. They have everything from future bumper stickers, cubicles and even happy meals. I thought it was kinda funny. Creepy, but funny...


Instead of the ever popular WWJD, Wired indicates that by the year 2018 many cars will be reppin' What would Ron Paul do stickers?




Outsourcing is already on the rise, which is now officially an even bigger problem given the recent escalation in job losses. Only to places like India, not so much the moon?




We put them in our cars and some even in our dogs, so why not put a tracking device in the one thing adults always seem to lose? Their children.
Wired is taking a wild guess that by 2029 women will be smoking "birth control cigarettes". Now, that's funny..
Ahhhh, you didn't think happy meals would be gone by 2013 did you?
NO way. They will still be year but instead of juice boxes you can get your coke in a
comfy little pouch, a disposable ipod instead of a toy and a HEALTH WARNING.
It's about damn time.

Bye bye cubicles and hello to the virtual desk.
that will come equipped with your own personal admin reminding you of your
thousands of unread email & video mails, and a picture of your son
with his 7 clones. Eerie much?