SUPER-BABY.

arguably the sexiest woman alive, brazilian supermodel

adriana lima's ego is prego.

this woman has sex appeal seeping out of her flawless south american pores.

i don't know what it is about victoria's secret angels and their choices of men...

i mean heidi---------> seal?

adriana lima----------> marko jaric?

c'mon now...

the two were engaged & married after just 6 months of dating.

marko must have realized it wouldn't be long before adriana realized

just how sexy she really is.

i mean seriously is this dude cross eyed?

was he just starring so intensely at her perfectly perky knockers one day and they

just got stuck like that?

no one knows.

hopefully the baby gets mama's looks and daddy's....

nothing? :x

ps. let's be honest. adriana if you come to your senses and leave your fugly

baby daddy. i will probably go lez for you and father your child. just throwing that out there.

moving on up..

yay my interview went awesome today,

and if things work out in terms of timing/internship requirements

you're looking at the girl in charge of ProScout's national blog :)

feel free to check out what its like so far:

http://www.proscoutblog.com

ProScout is an awesome company who brings together 52 of the biggest agencies

 from around the world (including: FORD, IMG, dna, elite, CLICK, just to name a few...) all together under one roof in some of the nation's hottest cities for weekend long event workshops.

The weekend ends Sunday with a big fashion show in which all participants walk in front of the agents in hopes to receive call backs.

The event itself costs a pricey $700 and attendants can receive anywhere from 0-52 call backs.

It's really an amazing opportunity for anyone looking to get "discovered".

ProScout is responsible for scouting faces including Hilary Rhoda (named the next top model of the world my vogue magazine in 2007) and has modeled for everyone from Chanel, Balenciaga, Valentino, Louis Vuitton, YSL, and about 30 more!, Jason Shaw (perhaps most famous for being engaged to Paris Hilton, barf) but on a good note he did rock it in the fashion industry and pose for Tommy Hilfiger, Abercrombie & Fitch, Chanel & Valentino. Sexy Sexy Sexy. One last example of ProScout's amazing discoveries is Nate Parker. Parker has starred alongside none other than Denzel Washington and Forrest Whitaker in the Great Debaters and than the phenomenal predominantly African American cast in The Secret Life of Bees starring Alicia Keys, Queen Latifah, Jennifer Hudson, and then little Dakotah Fanning of course.

Can't wait to get my blog on ;)

catch swine flu, stay for free!

many mexican hotels are offering seasonal specials,

only this year's incentive is just a little bit different...

several mexican resorts are advertising free stays for tourists 

who catch the swine flu while vacationing there!

yes, you read that right.

in an attempt to restore confidence and stability in the one-time

tourist friendly destination hotels are doing all they can including cutting

their average nightly-rates by up to 40%.

average bookings have dropped nearly 83%

IS SWINE WORTH A FREE VAYCAY?!!

hmmmmm...

gosselin gang

no worries gosselin-lovers,

it looks like this family has pulled itself together

and got the strength to come out on top......

of the ratings for their national TLC reality show anyways.

their season opener brought a network topping 9.8 million viewers

to their televisions to watch the couple as they notoriously bump heads

and struggle to keep their octo-clan up and running.

the highly anticipated new episode comes after weeks of multiple speculation 

of infidelity from husband jon gosselin with a much younger elementary school teach,

as well as kate with the much older and very married body guard.

what exactly will happen with the couple is still unknown,

and the main focus of the episode was based around the sextuplets

turning 5-years-old.

good luck gosselins :)

i love you all,

minus bratty maddie.

weweweweewqewqe

i love sex. i don't like traffic, but i really hate sex trafficking.

you hear about it all the time. 

you see it on the news.

its rapped about in songs and portrayed in box office topping films,

but it is still hard to really grasp the fact that sex trafficking

still takes place and is largely plaguing a massive amount of our society.

one of the world's most hush hush countries for women sex trafficking 

is: the Ukraine.

the Ukraine is currently one of the largest exporters of women into the international sex industry. over 100,000 women (many minors) have been trapped, forced into enslavement, and prostitution. perhaps the biggest 'blunder' of all is that many of these women are allured into the industry under false pretenses for example, "advertisements for high-paying housekeepers, dancers, or models." that is sickkk. 80% of women who go abroad from the corrupt country are stripped of their passports and violently forced into prostitution.

this is a flashback to the movie "taken" with liam nielson, but it based off of unfortunately true information.

on a positive note many feminist groups have joined together

in the fight to free these women of their current harsh conditions.

mmmmhm$&*($&# GIRL POWER.

sexy modelizer; erin wasson

my number one style icon of the moment is drum roll please;

SUPERMODEL ERIN WASSON

the lovely erin was born back in '82 in texas

and has had quite the success in the fashion industry.

gracing a variety of covers ranging from french, german, spanish, and

australian vogue, flair, numero, allure, esquire (vamping up her sexier side), 

and elle wasson's gorgeous face has been plastered all over the world.

she has walked runways for balenciaga, armani, cavalli, gucci & karl

lagerfeld; not to mention she made a cameo in the annual victoria's secret fashion show back in 2007. 

She's also landed campaigns for Michael Kors, Rolex, Tiffany & Co., J. Crew, Levi's, H&M, and the Gap.

Perhaps the most iconic role of her career was landing the face of William Rast opposite Justin Timberlake. The two play a couple (J. Timberlake playing Mister Rast who have just committed a crime and are on the run for the po-lice, but have time to spare for steamy makeout seshes). I bet Jessica Biel was supper jealous to have her beau kissing the lips of this sexy broad. 

Erin has taken a step aside from modeling to style for international stylist Alexander Wang. 

She now has a jewelry line of her own called Lowluv and is collaborating with RVCA for her own fashion line-- Erin Wasson x RVCA.

She's sex on a stick.

Her style is killer.

Her career is skyrocketing.

Who wouldn't wanna trade places with the lovely Wasson?

abortions on the rise in the recession

in the peak of the economy's downfall it is said that there are three things that

never suffer: booze, cigarettes, and lipstick.

well apparently there is one thing that has been left out: ABORTIONS

the economy is actually causing more women to seek the procedure!

the number of women seeking abortions is up 60% from last year alone,

that is insane.

and not only is the carefree single women who have the "oops" one nights stands,

but there are also families who already have children and given a better financial situation they would love to have another child.

the fear of maintaining or losing their job takes over the excitement of

having another child, which should normally be one of the greatest joys in life. sad day.

the worst part of it all is there are a large number of women who are forced by their economic concerns to consider abortions, but can't even afford them. 

some of these women's insurance companies are refusing to cover the procedure, forcing them to sign up for medi-care like programs that in some cases take too long to become official making it to the point where the woman is too far along to even consider the abortion anymore.

bottom line: this recession needs to end NOW.

for the sake of the bay-bays.

The dark side of ASHLEY OLSEN.

The usually more put together, classy Olsen twin rocked a ravenous black wig for her recent editorial in “V MAN” magazine. The reasoning or what the heck V MAN magazine is still unknown.

Ash Olsen normally leaves the tabloid gossip to her more controversial twin sister Mary-Kate, but maybe this was a career move to show that she isn’t that boring after all. Personally, I think she totally rocks it. Mary-Kate is kind of a wackjob. Always dressed head to toe in homeless attire that probably costs more than my college tuition and hangs messily on her 75-pound frame, I’ll never understand.

Ashley also explained to the magazine that she is taking a break from acting (thank god!!?) to focus full-time on her passion for fashion design. The dynamic duo are no strangers to the fashion industry. Since they were about 12 they had their own fashion line hit that racks of Walmart and now they have celebs like Beyonce rockin’ their way over-priced but amazing lines “The Row” and “Elizabeth & James” (named after their other, not-so-famous) siblings. Ashley will take over control on the daily operations of their company, meanwhile MK will continue to ‘act’. 

“I’ve been transitioning from acting as a kid to doing something that I’m choosing for myself - to be part of the fashion industry. That’s what I want for my future. It has nothing to do with my past, nothing to do with anyone else’s agenda. And I followed my heart the whole way.”

-Ashley Olsen

is psawyner dunzo? say it aint so.

DEAR LOYAL VIEWERS OF ONE TREE HILL,

THOSE OF YOU WHO VIEWED LAST MONDAY’S PRE-FINALE SAW ONE OF THE MOST PHENOMENALLY EVENTFUL EPISODE’S OF THE SHOW’S ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

PEYTON SAWYER BECAME PEYTON SCOTT, JULIAN REAPPEARED FORCING THE JEALOUSLY OUT OF BOMBSHELL BROOKE DAVIS, NATHAN SADLY REVEALED THAT HE MAY BE DONE CHASING HIS DREAM OF BECOMING THE BASKETBALL SENSATION HE HAS TRIED SO HARD TO BECOME (HOPEFULLY THAT DOESN’T MEAN LESS TOPLESS SCENES, BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST BE TRAGIC FOR EVERYONE), AND OF COURSE THE FINAL MINUTES SHOWED PEYTON WAITED BLEEDING PROFUSELY, WHICH WAS WARNED COULD POTENTIALLY HAPPEN GIVEN THE COUPLE CHOSE TO GO THROUGH WITH THEIR HIGH-RISK PREGNANCY.

NOW... I HAVE BEEN A DEDICATED FAN OF ONE TREE HILL FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS AND A VARIETY OF ONE TREE HILL-ESQUE LIKE SHOWS, WHICH ALWAYS LIKE TO LEAVE THE LEAD CHARACTER IN POTENTIALLY FATAL CLIF-HANGERS IN ORDER TO KEEP THE FANS INTERESTED; HOWEVER, THIS TIME MAY BE DIFFERENT.

I HAVE READ IN NUMEROUS MAGAZINES & BLOGS (TAKE IT FOR WHAT THEY’RE WORTH, COUGH COUGH... THIS IS A BLOG AS WELL. I KNOW I’M NO CNN) BUT IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT HILARY BURTON (WHO PAYS PEYTON SAWYER) IS INDEED LEAVING THE SHOW IN ORDER TO PURSUE “OTHER DREAMS”. APPARENTLY, BURTON FEELS THAT HER CHARACTER SAWYER(/SCOTT?!!!) HAS RUN ITS COURSE AND THERE IS SIMPLY NOT MUCH LEFT FOR HER TO DO.

UMMMM HELLO. IN THE LAST SEASON ALONE SHE WAS RECONNECTED WITH LUCAS, KNOCKED-UP, MARRIED AND NOW MAY OR MAY NOT BE DYING. 

IN AN INCREDIBLY SOAP-OPERA LIKE WAY PEYTON PLEADED TO HER BESTFRIEND BDAVIS TO TAKE CARE OF BOTH HER UNBORN CHILD AND LUCAS, GOD-FORBID SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HER.

FGJKHDJKGHDFJGH SO IS THAT WHAT ALL THIS BS IS ABOUT??!

WE’RE REALLY TRYING TO RECONNECT BROOKE & LUCAS.

I DON’T KNOW SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SORTA FISHY IS GOING ON DOWN ON THE SET OF ONE TREE HILL.

I MAY HAVE TO TAKE A SURPRISE ROAD-TRIP DOWN TO NATHAN’S DRESSING ROOM,

I MEAN TO THE SET OF OTH AND SEE WHAT THE REAL DEAL IS.

BTU SERIOUSLY, HOW AWKWARD MUST IT BE FOR SOPHIA BUSH (BROOKE) AND CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY (LUCAS) TO WORK TOGETHER AFTER DATING, BEING ENGAGED, GETTING MARRIED, HIM CHEATING ON HER WITH PARIS “SHITEOUS” HILTON”, AND THEN PROPOSING TO ONE TREE HILL’S 18-YEAR-OLD EXTRA?!!!!

THAT PRETTY MUCH SPELLS OUT “DICK MOVE” IN ABOUT TEN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES?

AND YET, 

SOPHIA GOT THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE

SHE IS REPORTEDLY DATING TREE HILL HEART THROB

JAMES LAFFERTY OTHERWISE KNOWN AS “MY FUTURE HUSBAND” AKA NATHAN SCOTT.

GET EM GIRL.

AND AS FOR OTH WRITER MARK SCHAWN,

YOU SIR CAN SUUUUUCK IT.

THE SHOW BETTER NOT BE OVER,

OR I WILL SUE.

am i the only one?

i’m currently 12,756 miles up in the sky cruising over ‘scenic’ detroit, michigan. well.. what’s left of it anyways and sitting next to the outside linebacker for the arizona cardinals (i thought it was pretty cool?) he was a big black guy so automatically i knew he had to be famous for something. naturally, i presumed sports or rapping? its not racist because i love black people. of course, my dad said his favorite line... “too bad valerie isn’t here.”

anyways, anyways. wow i have a severe case of ADD. i was just contemplating, hmmm pondering perhaps whether or not i am the only one who wonders what happened to the Saturday morning classics like Recess, Hang Time, and Pepper Ann, but seriously & more importantly R-E-C-E-S-S?

that cartoon was seriously life-changing, one of a kind.

nowadays children are brainwashed by that little whore dora instead of having a real rebel like spinelli to look up to. 

i don’t know about you folks, but i know that i shaped a lot of my childhood decisions around WWSD. what would spaneli do? she was such a trend setter. she was DGAF before DGAF even existed. such a BA and she didn’t even know it.

i’m not gonna lie when she almost became one of “the ashley’s” in that one episode i was PISSED, but good old spaneli never let me down.

i wonder where spinelli would be now if she was still around? i bet she would have run for VP alongside barack. such a hardknock chick. i only hope to be half as cool as that little hoodrat.

nice being back in sunny az.

tootles.

For The Love of Fashion

I will be the first to admit, that I am the epitome of a "Mag Hag"

I read like 348738473894 fashion, celebrity, gossip magazines a month

and I enjoy every single page from cover to cover,

but every once in a while an editorial will really catch my eye...

kinda like this one from the recent issue of Italian Vogue.

Obviously, European rocks a zillion times harder than any American

magazine.

mcqueen dream

haven't felt inspired in a while.

its been a blah week;

but today i opened up alexander mcqueen's new line

& fell in love.

the reason i fell in love with fashion is once again displayed

right before my very eyes.

its dark. its edgy. it takes risk.

i love everything about it.

mister mcqueen,

you are exquisite.

.....and even after seeing that all this fashion brilliance exists

people still choose to wear jeans & flip flops;

somethings will never make sense.

have a good night folks.

mother chucker

HE PLAYS SOCCER?

HE MAKES HANG OVERS LOOK SEXY?

HAS A WAY OF MAKING CIGARETTES LOOK SO CLASSY?

CAN EVEN PULL OF ROCKIN' SHORT SHORTS? (NICE LEGS)

AND IS SUCH A LADIES MAN.

OH CHUCK BASSSSSSSSS.

BE MY MAN<3